"Roland Emmerich's movies sucks ass."
That's what I wrote before I had seen it. Now that I have seen it, I must say that I am a man of my words.. This film did try to perform cunnilingus on the anus of the girl sitting next to me.
Uncanny? Yes.
What are the odds of a movie that I said would suck ass, actually comes to life and starts to blow the unsuspecting * of the girl sitting next to me?
I'm chocked to say the least... wait a minute.. the hell I am!
The SoB did exactly what I predicted it to. Hurray for me!
Not only did the directing suck, but the casting blew.
John Cusack and Amanda Peet has to be two of the most boring people in all of Hollywood. How they've managed to hold on as long as they have in this "biss"(some people actually uses that contraction) is a mystery larger than that of a film enjoying a persons behind.
Poor Woody and Danny.. You deserve better.
On a lighter note I can say that the effects in '2012' is way better than that shit they smeared across the screen in 'Revenge of the Fallen'.
PS. This is actually Rolands best movie up to date, but that isn't saying much.
